Be warned! The Steak Locator is a mercurial mistress! Look not too closely into the eye of the beholder!
Songs are great, but you can't eat songs. (Unless you're some kind of unholy, abstract, song-devouring spirit-creature.)
But assuming that you're just a regular old non-abstract, non-song-devouring human being, you're going to want to enjoy Double Steak Day with a couple of non-abstract, non-song-devouring steaks.
If you have a favorite steak place, go ahead and "steak" it out. If you need some suggestions, try our
And for the vegetarians...